Room 101: Louis McGowan – Sedgley Park back-row

1. Front five forwards wearing flashy boots
I’ve been in the game a fair few years now and I’m a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to rugby attire. However, recently a lot of young players, particularly those in the pack, are pulling on boots of all colours. The most heinous example of this crime is the white six-studded boot. I guess some of the Premiership boys may wear them because they get them for free to endorse a brand. But going past the Premiership and down the leagues, there can be no excuse for such an obvious fashion statement, especially on the pitches we play on. Wearing a six-studded boot at this level makes players look like they are auditioning for ‘Strictly Come Dancing On Ice’ rather than digging in for a scrum. I’m starting a personal campaign to bring back the mid-cut, eight-studded boot – only available with 21mm studs and in only one colour, BLACK.
TRP verdict:  Putting this in Room 101 is a black and white case, and you’ll be please to know that you’ve won.
2. New Year’s resolution gym memberships
Like most people, after a busy day at work I hit the gym to let off a bit of steam and work up a good sweat. However, once January comes around the only thing you’ll be working on is holding your frustration and temper in check. Why is it, at this time of year, that local gyms up and down the country attract the uncommitted member who evokes such rage? Next time you’re in the gym keep an eye out for the ‘uphill walkers’ who have the treadmill on the steepest of inclines and hold on while walking. What’s wrong with walking around the block? It could save them a fortune! Just as bad are the young girls kitted out in brand new florescent pink gym kit with a full face of make-up and false eyelashes not shedding a bead of sweat as they take ‘selfies’ . And let’s not forget the top heavy young lads, who only concentrate on the beach exercises to build their upper body neglecting their legs which resemble nothing more than match- sticks.  This makes you wonder how they can support such a top heavy frame.
TRP verdict:  It’s life Gym, but not as we know it. You’re in again.
3. Social media bores
I don’t mind social networking sites, I’ve even subscribed to a few, but what really gets my blood boiling is those people who advertise their every daily move. Personally, I don’t want to know or see what you’ve had for breakfast, lunch and dinner or get bombarded with game requests so they can put a pink bow on their pet cow. The most cringe worthy example of social media use gone too far is the public falling out/making up routine involving couples, who have an argument but then tag their loved one’s name in their status a day later just to make sure everyone’s aware that everything is hunky-dory again.
TRP verdict:  #that’s 3 out of 3.