CHRIS HEWETT
THINKING ALLOWED

Prize assets: Immanuel Feyi-Waboso and, inset from top, Tom Willis, Gabriel Oghre, Alfie Barbeary, Asher Opoku-Fordjour, Greg Fisilau and Jacob Umaga
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BORED with up-thejumper “hooker tries”, interventionist video refs suffering from verbal diarrhoea, Saracens’ preschool-level turnover celebrations and the “might is right” joylessness of the South African “bomb squad” strategy? Fear not: you can always lighten your mood – and sharpen your critical faculties – ...