By Chris Hewett - Thinking Allowed

Prize assets: Immanuel Feyi-Waboso and, inset from top, Tom Willis, Gabriel Oghre, Alfie Barbeary, Asher Opoku-Fordjour, Greg Fisilau and Jacob Umaga
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Bored with up-the-jumper “hooker tries”, interventionist video refs suffering from verbal diarrhoea, Saracens’ preschool-level turnover celebrations and the “might is right” joylessness of the South African “bomb squad” strategy?
Fear not: you can always lighten your mood – and sharpen your critical faculties – by thinking your way through a rugby counterfactual.
Would the Wel...