CHRIS HEWETT
THINKING ALLOWED

IT WAS a close-run thing but, after crunching the numbers harder than a caffeine-fuelled psephologist on election night, we can now predict the following with a high degree of confidence: there is more chance of Dan Cole outperforming Simone Biles on the uneven bars than of a badged and blazered rugger chap from some swanky corner of the shires erasing the word “Twickenham” from his vocabulary.
The movers and shakers at the Rugby Football Union can rebrand Twickers in whatever way they like – as they just have, funnily enough ...