CHRIS HEWETT
GUEST COLUMNIST

SHOULD the Twickenham top brass ever try to recruit a head coach from the local job centre – please don’t laugh: there’s many a true word spoken in jest – their advertisement might usefully carry a government health warning, complete with a one-line zinger from the Woody Allen playbook. “There will come a time when your only regret in life is that you aren’t someone else.” Over the course of the 15-man game’s quarter-century-plus journey into professionalism, entire volumes have been written about the Ru...