CHRIS HEWETT
GUEST COLUMNIST

Some things in rugby are so difficult to find, they drive astrophysicists to drink. Scientists operating the Giant Magellan Telescope are struggling to locate an upside to Bath’s domestic campaign; Captain Spock is still light years away from a planet on which the Welsh regions might flourish; and any public inquiry into the failings of the sport’s governing class would stretch to infinity and beyond.
Which brings us to the South Africans, who pose the opposite problem, being all too easy to spot. There is more chance of someone mistakin...