ROOM 101
THE EALING FLANKER AND CAPTAIN TAKES US THROUGH HIS PET HATES FROM THE RUGBY WORLD AND BEYOND

1. Snoring
Having a teammate ruin your night before a game away tends to bring out violent tende ncies in me especially when they sleep like the dead and c annot be w oken up. I’m not pointing at anyone in particular (Kieran Murphy).
TRP VERDICT: Sorry this choice is enough to put anyone to sleep!

2. Being mimicked
Not a day goes by without someone in the squad doing a poor attempt at my (South African) accent, saying things like ‘Yaaa’, ‘Howzit’...