JACK SPITTLE
THE NOTTINGHAM WINGER TAKES US THROUGH HIS PET HATES

1. Tight People

I can’t stand it when people intentionally skip a round or lose their wallet when it comes to paying for a taxi. My Nottingham teammate, Harry Strong, recently asked one of the lads’ girlfriends to chip in with helping with the bills because she was using too much water; she was only there for a weekend!
TRP VERDICT: You can penny-pinch your way into Room 101.
2. Breaking wind at inappropriate times

I get that everyone farts occasionally but when we’re stuck in a meeting room for an hou...