ROOM 101
THE EALING TRAILFINDERS PROP TAKES US THROUGH HIS PET HATES

1. Carnivore guilt
I don’t like being made to be held accountable by vegans for every ounce of steak or burger I eat. A few personal friends of mine are vegans and they’ll say things like, ‘what would your thoughts be if that was your dog being eaten’. Just let me enjoy what I like eating, please.
TRP VERDICT: Plant yourself straight in Room 101.

2. Extractor fan noise
A niche one, I know, but the noise you get from kitchen extractor fans makes me shrivel. I live with my girlfriend and her fri...