THE VERSATILE CALDY FORWARD TAKES US THROUGH HIS PET HATES FROM THE RUGBY WORLD AND BEYOND

JACK COLLISTER

1. 5p supermarket bags
I know 5 pence is nothing but I still don’t like paying for plastic bags when they used to be free. I’d rather try and carry out seven or eight items in my arms than cough up, and yes, I am known for being tight among family and friends. It backfires on me though when I open the boot and drop my sandwiches on the floor.
TRP VERDICT: Carry me home applies to rugby songs not shopping, Jack!

2. Cucumber
I’m partial to a gin and tonic accompanied...