THE DARLINGTON MOWDEN PARK OPENSIDE TAKES US THROUGH HIS PET HATES FROM THE RUGBY OF WORLD AND BEYOND

MATT HEATON

1. Ponderous pedestrians
I find it really frustrating when the person in front of you walks really slowly as you try to get somewhere in a hurry, like on a railway station platform when you’re in danger of missing your train. These people don’t seem to have any sense of spacial awareness and you end up trying to side-step your way through the crowds.

TRP VERDICT: It’s as though I’m walking in your shoes, it bugs me too.
2. Messy gym goers
I’ve g...