CHRIS HEWETT
GUEST COLUMNIST

Hot news! Manchester City won the Premier League. Again. Didn’t see that one coming. And Bayern Munich are champions of Germany. Again. Who’d have thought it? And Paris Saint-Germain are top dogs in France. Again. Hell’s teeth, what a turn-up.
God only knows what further shocks lay in wait. The Prime Minister being economical with the truth? The tabloids running a story about Katie Price? Night following day? Enough already. The heart can’t take it.
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