PERRY-JOHN PARKER

THE OLD ELTHAMIANS LOCK TAKES US THROUGH HIS PET HATES FROM THE RUGBY WORLD AND BEYOND
1. Ketchup serum There’s nothing worse than your nicely cooked scrambled eggs getting a pasting by the watery liquid that comes out the ketchup bottle. It doesn’t matter if it’s a glass bottle or a squeezy bottle, you still get it if it’s not shaken properly. TRP VERDICT: I don’t know about the ketchup, but my eyes are watering at the thought of the angst you’re going through. It’s a yes from us.
2. Food film coverings You’d think they&rs...