OLLIE SLEIGHTHOLME

THE NORTHAMPTON WING TAKES US THROUGH HIS PET HATES AND BEYOND

1. Messy people
I don’t mind if people are messy in their own part of the changing room, it’s when it spills over into my area that it annoys me. If I see any socks straying onto my side more than once, I throw them straight in the bin.

TRP VERDICT: At the risk of going all Gavin & Stacey on you, that’s a tidy response.
2. Hidden TV remotes
It winds me up when you spend ages looking to find the TV remote because someone has left it in an obscure place where you’re never going to...