Breakfast in the local… a light-hearted look at how the Lions unite the country

It was at half time as the Lions led only 12-10 against the Maori All Blacks that Bob the Teach had his brainwave. “I see poor old Ross Moriarty has been sent home with a bad back, can’t someone injure Warren Gatland and then we could send him home and call for Eddie Jones to get the Lions playing proper rugby?”
A vastly improved second half sees Gatland survive any further wishes of personal harm but it has to be reported that the pervading atmosphere in West Molesey’s Royal Oak...